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Authorial intent is vital,

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so always attack the question

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by thinking about what Shelley... J.
..is trying to tell the reader.

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For example...
Jam. Jamboree.

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He even wants
to cheat death itself

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for getting the moral...

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Juggernaut. Jalapeno. Jazz.
..moral and ethical im...

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..plications of his actions.

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So much so...
Jizz.

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Jackpot. Jack Grealish.
Joey Barton!

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SCATTERED LAUGHTER

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Joey Barton?

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Er... yeah.

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Cos, as we know,

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Joey Barton and Frankenstein
are both seen as monsters,

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but did society create them
that way?

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Good, Connor.

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Poetic.

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It's going on the board.

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Except, we've been studying
Frankenstein for two months now...

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..and you still don't know
that "Frankenstein"

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is the name of the doctor,
not the monster.

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THEY LAUGH

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You lost the game
With Frankenstein

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You lost the game
With Frankenstein. 

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You terrored yourself
See me at lunch

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You've terrored yourself
So you can see me at lunch. 

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THEY JEER,
LAUGH

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Do you need assistance to be able
to wash either your hair or body

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below the waist?
Why?

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Are you offering?
HE LAUGHS

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You're gonna have to buy me
dinner first, love.

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Mr Morris,
I need you to answer properly

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if you wanna be fully assessed.
I'm sorry.

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I can wash myself.

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Er, and you said in the application
that you have vision problems.

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Can we conduct an eye test?

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Who said that? Aimee, is that you?

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Sorry. Yeah, sometimes,
I get blurred vision

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that lasts a few hours,
but they're OK today.

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Could you read the letters behind me
from the top, please?

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There's no point, is there?

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I've just told you,
my eyes are fine today.

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I'll need you to take the test,
Mr Morris.

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E, F, P, N, J...

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It's fun to stay
At the YMCA, hey. 

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THEY CHUCKLE
Very good.

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OK, so you will have to wait
six weeks for an official decision,

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but I can tell you now,
you didn't receive

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the total points required
to be awarded the standard rate

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for the daily living
or mobility component.

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What does that mean?

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It means
you will not be awarded PIP.

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Look, just check my medical records,
OK? It's all there.

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We don't use medical records,
Mr Morris.

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We are fully trained to assess
how your health condition

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affects your daily life
and therefore your PIP eligibility.

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You've just used
the word "life" there, love.

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You do understand that the past
ten minutes isn't my life.

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My life is waking up
every single day

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and thinking
I'm not gonna let this affect me,

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and then I can't even get out of bed

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because my leg's
not working properly.

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My life is trying
not to feel sorry for myself,

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and then the fear hits me
like a ton of bricks

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and I've got no choice.

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My life is being petrified
every single day

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that I can't afford to support
my own bloody daughter,

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so don't you sit there, love,
and tell me about my life. OK?

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I haven't seen you that angry

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since KFC forgot your gravy
in your Bucket for One.

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Don't be trying
to make me sound insane.

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There was a mini fillet missing,
too.

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It was the double blow
that got to me.

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Hey, we'll appeal it.

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Yeah, but by then, it'll be,

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"Can you put up
your bloody homeless tent unaided?"

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What are we gonna do
if I can't work, eh?

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We'll cope.

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Then when I'm a famous actress
and we're living off my millions,

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we'll drive past here
in a Lamborghini

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giving them the fingers. Hm?

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"Wahey, shove your PIP
up your arse!"

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THEY CHUCKLE

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He's too sick to work
but not sick enough to get PIP.

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Hey, if you need money quick,
we could be brand ambassadors

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like Abbey Clancy is
for Marks and Spencer's food.

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Yeah, she gets Marksies.
What are we gonna get?

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Westminster Kebabbey by ours?

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MIA LAUGHS

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When I'm walking home
pissed out my face,

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I love nothing better
than the  7.99 doner crunch burger

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from Westminster Kebabbey.

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So if you don't mind
being perved at by Abdul,

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this is the burger for you.

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THEY LAUGH

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Everything else
is about getting big on socials.

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Beauty videos make the most.
Mm.

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Hey, we've got make-up tips.
We could get followers doing that.

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It's worth a try, I suppose.

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Hmm. Oh, here he is.

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How did this morning go?

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Not good. We didn't get it.

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I'm sorry.
Everything's gonna be all right.

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Hey, surely,
the 7th Earl of Gimpy Shoes

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is gonna inherit some estate?

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Marry him and you're sorted, girl.
Hm!

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, come on Mum,
if you save just one peno,

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I'll hoover for two weeks.

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See you later.

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Where are you going?

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All right, Sherlock.
I'm out with the girls.

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Aren't you supposed
to be seeing your dad?

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I am.

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Just gonna whip a few
past you first.

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Behave yourself.

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I saved one last week
and you never touched that hoover.

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Mum, you parried it onto the post,
and then it defo crossed the line.

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Whatever, lad. See you later.

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HE EXCLAIMS
What's that?

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Goal-line technology.
You actually put up a hidden camera?

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Yes, I did, and there's one
in your bedroom as well.

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What?
SHE CLICKS TONGUE

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See you later.
Yeah.

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Have fun with your dad, baby.
I will.

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PHONE BUZZES

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You all right, Dad?
'Son, I've got to cancel tonight.

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'Sorry, lad,
but I'll make it up to you.

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'I've sent a brass to yours,

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'and if you're anything like
your dad, you love an Asian.'

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Nah, Dad, don't do that.
'I'm winding you up, lad!'

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HE EXHALES
'It's actually a BBW.'

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What? 'Yeah, but I will
make it up to you. I promise.

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'All right, ta-ra. Bye, bye, bye.'

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Did you see the comments
on our video?

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"Suddenly, Maggie Thatcher leaving
Liverpool to rot is justified."

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AIMEE SCOFFS

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"This is why white girls
get a bad name." Huh?

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Well, this one
is actually quite nice.

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"I hope you both
get the help you need."

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AIMEE SCOFFS
Aw.

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Yeah, it didn't exactly take off,
did it?

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Well, what did you expect?

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They saw through
the desperate attempt to make money.

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Ee, well, how do you make money?
WokeFans?

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AIMEE LAUGHS

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POSH ACCENT: Subscribe for
exclusive content of white people

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silently realising their privilege.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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No, because money
is a superficial struggle.

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Progress and injustice,
they're the real battles.

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Hasn't your podcast
just started a Patreon?

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Yeah, but all the money
is reinvested back into the podcast

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for better equipment
or booking guests.

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Had your hair done recently?
And your eyebrows?

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We video the podcasts for YouTube.

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There's nothing wrong
with looking presentable.

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Of course, it'll help.

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POSH ACCENT: "Hello, refugees,
this is your pilot speaking.

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"We're heading back to the UK.

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"Asylum has just been granted.

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"The Brimble
has just had her eyebrows tinted."

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Through adversity, heroes are born.

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THEY LAUGH

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Ugh, it's 12:30. Where is he?

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We can't start the meeting
without him.

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HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY

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What is that?

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My mate got them made
for Mischief Night Thursday.

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You know, mis-CHIEF.

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We've all got Indian Chief names.

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I tried this once.

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It's boss, innit?

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And you think treating
the culture of a minority group

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as one big joke is funny?

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I-I didn't realise. I'm sorry.

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Maybe next year,
youse can all do blackface,

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and I can educate you
on why that's offensive, too?

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Oh.

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, right. OK.

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So, Mr Offends People's Cultures,
are you coming to the shop?

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PHONE BUZZES
Oh.

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I'm supposed to be meeting the boys.

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But they can wait.

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Good shout.
You finally get to see my car.

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Nice.
Got it for my 17th.

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The other comments were just pervy,
weren't they?

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"No idea what youse are chatting,
but youse are heavy." Hm.

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"Would smash the ginger one." Mm.
Mm.

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Well, sex sells, Aims, innit?
Mm.

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Lads have got to give their cocks
the final say.

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We've both had messages on Insta
from lads saying they'll pay us

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to text them, keep them company,
ask how their day was.

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Imagine how much they'd pay
if I was like, "How's your day?

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"Oh, and how's that
big, fat, lovely cock of yours?'

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THEY LAUGH
True.

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Oh, Aimee, Lindsay's coming in
from RARE, Thursday.

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She wants to talk about your options

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for sixth form after your GCSEs.
Be there. OK.

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Hey, sir, doesn't sex sell?

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What?

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Like, if you had to choose
between Jodie

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serving you cottage pie in a bikini

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or Sharon,
you'd choose Jodie, wouldn't you,

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cos sex sells,
and she's got a good body?

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No, not necessarily.
Oh.

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So you'd choose Sharon over me,
would you, sir?

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I'm not saying I'd choose Sharon.
Wouldn't touch her with a barge pole

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because she's not thin enough
for your taste, sir?

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Love a bit of fat-shaming,
do you, sir?

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Just because you're slim

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and never struggled
with a weight problem, sir?

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Well, actually...
Take pure joy in eviscerating

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Sharon's self-esteem, do you, sir?
What?! No...

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Part of a little online community
where you meet up

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and make fun of overweight people,
are you, sir? No!

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HE SIGHS
Why?

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"Little Trust Fund" - very original.

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What, just cos I'm Southern,
it must mean I'm rich?

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It's cos it's true, lad.

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And you inherited
everything you own.

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Where have you been lad?
You're late.

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My petrolheads club ran over.
Chill.

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Right, let's just crack on.

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This year's target is Gordon Hyland.

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THEY MURMUR
IN AGREEMENT

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The Country Fleet Express
bus driver

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who single-handedly ruined
my football career.

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Arsehole.
Yeah, right. And how did he do that?

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I had a trial at Stockport County.

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My phone died,
so I couldn't show him my ticket

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and he didn't let me on.

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If you're good enough,
you'll get a trial somewhere else.

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Nah, lad.
I'm not the same player, lad.

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My confidence is shot.

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Of course it is.
I told you not to question him.

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Now, boys, this is the plan,
and if we pull this off,

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they will be renaming Mizzy Night
after us.

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Yeah.
Yeah!

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Oh, and guess what?
My dad's coming as well.

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He said he's gonna teach us
some old-school mischief.

245
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,639
THEY EXCLAIM

246
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,959
Oh, my God...
ALL TALK AT ONCE

247
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,340
We're gonna cause carnage!

248
00:11:13,031 --> 00:11:15,959
It'll be sound, you know.
PHONE BUZZES

249
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,490
I'll send the draft design over.
Oh, sorry, one sec.

250
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,960
What the fuck?

251
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,960
PHONE BUZZES

252
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,959
Hello?
'Hi, James.'

253
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,959
'I'm calling
about your recent test results.

254
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,639
'We recommend you come
into our clinic immediately.'

255
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,999
Now, we will be following
NHS protocol

256
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,959
and informing
your previous sexual partners,

257
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,959
who will come into our clinic

258
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,999
and, as revenge, get to critique
your lovemaking capabilities

259
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,320
in front of an audience.

260
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,959
MIA LAUGHS

261
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,959
Nah, you're not funny.
I shit myself.

262
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,959
Oh, you should get tested for IBS
as well, then, shouldn't you?

263
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,639
THEY LAUGH

264
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,959
Like the wallpaper sticks
To the wall

265
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:03,159
Like the seashore clings
To the sea

266
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:07,959
Like you'll never get rid
Of your shadow

267
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,960
Frank, you'll never get rid
Of me... 

268
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,159
Porche 911?

269
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,959
Easy one, fella overcompensating
for his tiny cock.

270
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,959
HE TUTS
Fuck's sake.

271
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,959
That car's my phone background.

272
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,959
I know, I saw it.

273
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,640
Point proven.
THEY CHUCKLE

274
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,959
Nissan Skyline?

275
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,159
Pathetic wannabe bad boy,
got his mummy as the main driver

276
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,959
cos the insurance is too expensive.

277
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,959
Hey! My ex had that car...
I...

278
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,070
..and you're absolutely spot-on
about him.

279
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,960
Ooh, same as me,
Volkswagen Scirocco.

280
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,159
17-year-old girl,
runs a sad Petrolheads Club

281
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,959
with only two members

282
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,960
and chauffeurs around
an absolute stud muffin.

283
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,010
THEY LAUGH

284
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,959
"No point using
that tiny little pecker on me.

285
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,640
"Lick my foo-foo instead."

286
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,159
Hmm...

287
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,959
Adam Costello?
Yeah.

288
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,959
THEY LAUGH
A tenner for that sext.

289
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,959
I mean, you've got to admire him,

290
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,790
small cock, but he is controlling
the narrative. Mm-hm!

291
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,959
"I wanna feel your tongue
all over my pretty little feet."

292
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,960
Oh, easy one. That's Charlie Kelly.
He loves a foot, that lad.

293
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:38,319
Right, "I want your BBC
deep inside me."

294
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,310
Well, that narrows it down -
Leon Wood?

295
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,639
No, surprisingly, Ava Walsh.

296
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,959
Oh!

297
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,959
Whatever floats her boat, I suppose.

298
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,959
How much did you make, then?

299
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,959
COINS CLINK
6.50.

300
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,959
See, things are looking up.

301
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,959
That'll get you three Pot Noodles

302
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,959
for Wayne-o's breakfast,
dinner and tea.

303
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,959
THEY CHUCKLE

304
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,959
Here you are,
you can have what I've earnt. No.

305
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,959
I was doing it for you anyway.
Just take it.

306
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,639
Thank you.

307
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,959
You know what you're gonna
have to do next, though...

308
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,959
No.
THEY LAUGH

309
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,959
MO: Oh, here he is.
There we are.

310
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,999
Decided to join us, have you?

311
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,959
The shop won't sell us eggs
cos of Mischief Night.

312
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,959
That's why I gave you the job
of getting them early.

313
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:16,959
Divvy.
I know.

314
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,959
You're a let-down, lad.

315
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,959
Are youse after some gear, then,
fellas, yeah?

316
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,959
Lad, I've told you,
you couldn't sell cum to your ma,

317
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,960
who's a massive slag. Pipe down.
Is she?

318
00:14:24,961 --> 00:14:28,959
Your white and brown eggs
are your bog-standard cheapest gear.

319
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,319
Then you've got your free-run eggs,

320
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,959
which are a bit lighter,
so they have a longer throw reach.

321
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,479
But the strongest stuff I've got
is your free-range.

322
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,479
They've got a superb splash,
so more damage potential.

323
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,960
They could cover
the fucking Taj Mahal, lad.

324
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,959
Might be a bit expensive
for you boys, though.

325
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,799
SOFTLY: Butters.
Butters?

326
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,959
No, this is scatty.
Then you've got your organic eggs,

327
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,959
which are good
if you wanna bake a pavlova.

328
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,959
They'll help you bang out
a fucking belter pavlova.

329
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,959
And yours was nowhere near
fluffy enough!

330
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:03,480
ALL WHISPER AT ONCE

331
00:15:03,481 --> 00:15:05,959
We'll take all your free-range.

332
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,999
Ha-ha, you lads must mean business.

333
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,959
Lad, how many times?
BOYS GASP

334
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,480
MO: Are these shagging?
What the fuck?

335
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,959
WAYNE: You all right, love?

336
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,799
What happened?

337
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,959
I got halfway through Stuck On You

338
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,639
and I ended up stuck
on the bloody floor.

339
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,479
My legs went again.

340
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,959
Did you carry on singing
from the floor?

341
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,959
Ha-ha, good one.

342
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,959
Oh, Aimee, the state
of this bloody kitchen, love.

343
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,959
Sorry, I was gonna clean
after my homework.

344
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,960
Don't worry, I'll sort it.

345
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,960
LAPTOP PINGS

346
00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:12,959
Oh, I was worried you were gonna be
a 60-year-old perv with a ponytail.

347
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,319
'No, just a standard
20-year-old perv with a buzzcut.'

348
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,959
SHE CHUCKLES
'You're unreal.

349
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,959
'You should put more pics up.
Show yourself off.

350
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,959
'You'll definitely hit
that 60-year-old perv

351
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,319
'with a ponytail market then.'
SHE LAUGHS

352
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,319
Cheers for the advice, Hazza.
How much do I owe you?

353
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,479
'I'm just saying,
I'd have paid double for this

354
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,959
'if you wore something more...
revealing.

355
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,959
'Unless you've got a third nipple
or something. Then I'd pay triple.

356
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,959
'You should change your name
to @TripleNippleAimee.'

357
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,959
@TripleNippleAndMyDadsACripple.
'What?'

358
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,320
Nothing.
'So, are we all right to start?'

359
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,160
PHONE BUZZES

360
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,959
Hello.
'Hello, I'm John Rimmer,

361
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,959
'the ICU Ward Manager
at Broadgreen Hospital.

362
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,959
'I'm with James Baker.
I understand you know him.'

363
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,959
Erm, yeah.

364
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,159
'Well, I'm afraid
he's been viciously attacked.

365
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,350
'He's clinging on for dear life,
but he wants to say something.'

366
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,959
HIGH-PITCHED:
'I'm in so much pain.

367
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,959
'Mainly in my back
from carrying you on Payday.

368
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,959
CHUCKLES

369
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,959
AS JOHN: 'Oh, no,
h-he's going, he's going.

370
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,959
'Wait, h-he's desperate
to say one more thing.'

371
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,959
HIGH-PITCHED: Should we meet?

372
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,159
We should.

373
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,959
AS JOHN:
OK, now he's gone, I'm sorry.

374
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:30,159
Wait, do you know if he's left me
his Steam login in his will?

375
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,799
THEY LAUGH

376
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,959
DOOR OPENS
Are you hungry?

377
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,159
Shall we order something?

378
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,159
Er, yeah. Sound, whatever you want.
OK.

379
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,639
Hello?

380
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,959
DOOR CLOSES
Er, yeah.

381
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,960
So, when do you wanna meet?

382
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,959
Next week.

383
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,959
GIGGLES
Go on, then.

384
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,959
'Hiya, love.
Hey, look what I've woken up to.

385
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,959
'I summoned the MS helper elves,
and it worked.

386
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,959
'They've been in the night.'
AIMEE CHUCKLES

387
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,959
I sold some clothes on Vinted,

388
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,959
paid for a home help
to come twice a week.

389
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,960
'Nice one, love, but I told you,
you didn't have to do that.

390
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,959
'Thanks. Go on.
Go and have a good day at school.

391
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,960
'Love you.'
Love you too. Bye.

392
00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:15,959
This is the girl
I was just telling you about. Hi.

393
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,959
Hiya.
This is Aimee.

394
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,959
This is Lindsay from RARE.

395
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,959
Now, I know I'm biased,
but she really is a talent.

396
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,959
Great energy, passion.

397
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,479
Always makes choices
that surprise me.

398
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,480
But enough about our sex life, sir.
Hm?

399
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:35,959
I don't really think
that this is appropriate here.

400
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,959
I love it.

401
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,959
You need a good sense of humour
in the acting business, mm?

402
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,959
THEY LAUGH

403
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,959
She's a comedian.

404
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,960
Shall we?
Yeah.

405
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,430
She's gonna be the next Jodie Comer.
PHONE CHIMES

406
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,100
BOY: See you later, lad.

407
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,959
So, I'm having a little party
in ours tonight.

408
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,999
Bring your friends
after your Mischief Night.

409
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,959
But make sure
you're not all mischiefed out.

410
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,959
Leave some for me and you, eh?

411
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:13,960
Memories are made of this... 

412
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,959
If you do wish to apply,

413
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,959
it's important
that you're aware of our values.

414
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:23,639
Respect, treat others
how you'd wanna be treated.

415
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,959
PHONE CHIMES
Humour. Integrity.

416
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,799
Act in a responsible manner.
Er, quiet, please.

417
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,959
Thank you.
BOY: She's gone all out.

418
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,959
Quiet, please.
LAUGHTER

419
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,799
What's going on?

420
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,959
Put a sock in it, youse.
What's going on?

421
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,959
Nothing, sir, you don't wanna
see this. What is it?

422
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:43,959
Sir, it's not for public
consumption. It's shocking.

423
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,959
HUSHED: Just show it to me.

424
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,959
BOY: The dick ratings
are one to nine, then top cock.

425
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,319
Er, Aims. She's posted this.

426
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,959
BOY: Reasonable prices, to be fair.
You little rat.

427
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,799
I'd rather be a rat than someone
who undermines feminism.

428
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,959
What, dick ratings for  20, really?

429
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,959
I'll give you your rating for free -
ten out of ten massive dick.

430
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,959
I thought that feminism was all
about being in control of your body

431
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,959
and doing what YOU want with it.

432
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,959
Not if it encourages men
to objectify women.

433
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,959
Well, men are always
gonna objectify women,

434
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,959
we might as well
make some money out of it.

435
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,479
Do you not care
about reinforcing misogyny?

436
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,959
Er, you're reinforcing it, girl.

437
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,959
Imagine being stuck in a room
with you.

438
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,959
You'd defo leave a misogynist.
CLASS: Ooh!

439
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,959
LAUGHTER

440
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,959
Thank you so much for coming in.

441
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:29,959
Can we all give Lindsay a big round
of applause to say thank you.

442
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,319
SCATTERED APPLAUSE
Let's hope she signs an NDA form.

443
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,960
Do yourself a favour

444
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,960
Do yourself a favour... 

445
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,799
Are you OK?
Well, obviously not.

446
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,799
You're my girlfriend.

447
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,959
My girlfriend
who's not in the kitchen right now

448
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,799
preparing my meal then completing
her cleaning schedule.

449
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,959
What are you even doing here
getting an education, hm?

450
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,480
THEY LAUGH
Come here.

451
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,999
So, you're OK about it?

452
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,639
If you are, then I am.

453
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,480
Besides, if I had your body,
I'd do the same.

454
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,799
I tried it with mine,
me, helicoptering my...

455
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,959
HE GROANS
Eurgh.

456
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,959
Zero subscribers.

457
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,959
THEY CHUCKLE
Not surprised.

458
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:22,959
Aimee, listen, it's not for me
to judge what you do, but remember,

459
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,960
if you put something online,
it's there forever.

460
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,960
Hey, it's gonna be OK.

461
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,959
This is our moment, boys.

462
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,319
This is what
we've been waiting 365 days for.

463
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:41,799
MO: 'Yes, lad.'
Tonight, we dine in mischief, baby.

464
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,959
TED: 'You know that, lad.
CHRISTOPHER: 'Oh, I can't wait.'

465
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,960
I'm telling you. I'm telling you!
Lying muppet!

466
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,959
Argh, what the...?
TED: Where are you going, lad?

467
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,959
Hello, Gordon.

468
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,959
Oh, no, no!
CONNOR: Run, lad. Run, now!

469
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,959
Get him, boys!
Run, Gordon. Run, run, run, run!

470
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,959
He's a little fanny.

471
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,319
No, no, please, no.
Eeny, meeny, miny...

472
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,959
Mo!
Argh!

473
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,959
And when the band played
Hail To The Chief...

474
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,959
BREATHES HEAVILY

475
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,959
Ooh, they point the cannon
At you, Lord

476
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,959
It ain't me, it ain't me... 
PANTS

477
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,960
EGG SPLATS

478
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,960
Oh, no, no. Please, no.

479
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,960
Oh, God, no. Please, no more!

480
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,010
GROANS

481
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,800
Argh!

482
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,960
EXCLAIMS

483
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,960
BREATHES HEAVILY

484
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,959
Do you remember me, lad?
No.

485
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,959
I'm the lad who you didn't let on
the bus who missed his footy trial.

486
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,959
His one shot.

487
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,959
Lad, you don't have to do this.
I've got a family.

488
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,959
This is for robbing me
of winning the World Cup.

489
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,959
You wouldn't have made it, lad.
You're too small.

490
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,479
What about Messi, lad?
No, no, no.

491
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,799
REECE GRUNTS,
LAUGHTER

492
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,959
MO: Ostrich egg, lad. Genius!

493
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,960
THEY CHATTER
EXCITEDLY

494
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,319
Boys, boys. I am so sorry
I mocked Mischief Night.

495
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,959
That was amazing.
I'm in charge next year.

496
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,639
Mischief General.
You're a nerve, lad.

497
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,960
Yeah, oh, yeah. Shit.

498
00:23:56,911 --> 00:23:58,959
MO CLEARS THROAT

499
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,959
Lad, whose party is it?
Er, don't know.

500
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,959
Just lads from our school
were talking about it on Snap, so...

501
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,959
Oh, yeah?

502
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,480
REECE: Is it a party or a funeral?
What's happening?

503
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,010
Go 'ead.

504
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,960
TED SCOFFS

505
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,960
SNICKERING

506
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,959
Sideshow Bob, lad.
SNICKERING

507
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,959
MUSIC: 'Packs And Potions'
by HAZEY

508
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,400
Watch your step there, fella.

509
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,959
Do you know
how embarrassing that was, eh?

510
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,959
Sitting opposite Mr Meacher
and him telling me

511
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,960
my own daughter's been doing that.

512
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,799
I just wanted to help.
And you've told me everything?

513
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,959
You haven't been doing
any of the other stuff have you?

514
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,960
Girlfriend experiences
or selling your knickers?

515
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,959
How do you know they do that?
I don't.

516
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,959
Oh, my God.
Who do you subscribe to?

517
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,959
Nobody, and don't be changing
the subject, you.

518
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,959
It's not MS porn is it?

519
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,959
MS porn?
What the hell would MS porn be?

520
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,959
Getting knackered after ten seconds?

521
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,959
SHE SNORTS

522
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,959
THEY CHUCKLE

523
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,959
Stop laughing. It's not funny.

524
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,960
It is a bit funny.
Come here.

525
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,960
Thanks for trying, love.

526
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,960
We're gonna be OK, you know.

527
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,959
This is not just porn...

528
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,959
this... is MS porn.

529
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,959
THEY LAUGH

530
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,319
MUSIC PLAYS
IN OTHER ROOM

531
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,959
HE SIGHS

532
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,960
I'm gutted.

533
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,010
SHE CHUCKLES

534
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,960
I still love it, though.

535
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,960
Getting bevvied.

536
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,959
Are you all right, lads?
Er, yeah, yeah.

537
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,959
The lads in there said
we could get some more beers.

538
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,959
They come over here
stealing our beers.

539
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,479
BOYS LAUGH

540
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,959
State of him, lad.
Come 'ead. Can we?

541
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,960
Yeah, go ahead.
Sound.

542
00:26:27,871 --> 00:26:32,959
I just thought it was too unique
so you wouldn't have it.

543
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,320
The more unique, the more I love it.

544
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,959
Oh, lad, come on. That's my hat.
Fat little cockbite.

545
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,959
Just give it him back.
You little nit, lad.

546
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,960
What do you mean "cockbite", lad?
What the fuck are youse doing?

547
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,959
I've been thinking recently,
maybe I should start looking

548
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,959
for something more unique
in my dating life, too.

549
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,280
Instead of the usual knobs.

550
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,319
Couldn't agree more.

551
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,959
JEERING
REECE: Just give him his hat!

552
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,959
Here you are, I'll help you get
that brown shit off your face, lad.

553
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:09,959
MO: Stop it, please.
Lad!

554
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,799
If only your da squirted
in your ma's face like that,

555
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,999
there'd be one less dickhead.

556
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,159
Ah! Oh!
Reece!

557
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,959
How lucky can one guy be? 

558
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,959
Stop it!
REECE GRUNTS

559
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,959
Fucking watch, lad.

560
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,959
MUFFLED: Stop.
Shut up.

561
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,320
MO SHOUTS
Shut the... Shut up!

562
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,959
Serves him right, the cheeky prick.
REECE GASPS

563
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,999
Reece!
Go on, fuck off, lad.

564
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,959
Oh, my God. Reece, Reece?

565
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,799
Are you OK?
Get him up, get him up.

566
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,799
Move!
Come on, let's go.

567
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,959
Get the fuck out the way!

568
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,959
What happened?
Lad, where were you?

569
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,999
Is that why you brought us here?
For a bird?

570
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,959
Are you all right?
Nah, fuck off.

571
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,959
Your mates are they, yeah?
No, I don't know them.

572
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,959
Come on.
Yeah, I'll come with youse.

573
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,959
Nah, you stay here.

574
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,960
Go hide back upstairs,
you little rat.

575
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,960
Does his t-shirt say
"bums with gays"?

576
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,960
Lad, you know
when he was making me watch...

577
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,959
..is it weird I got a hard-on?

578
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,960
THEY LAUGH,
REECE GROANS

579
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,960
Like the fella once said
Ain't that a kick in the head?

580
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,000
Oh, ain't that a kick

581
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:45,960
Tell me quick
Ain't that a kick in the head? 

582
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,320
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